Politicians are Remarkable Liars
Politicians are Remarkable Liars – The Truth
I have listened to politicians as of late and come to the stunning conclusion that politicians are remarkable liars. They are so good at lying that I’m going to petition every dictionary source to revise the definition of liar and politician to…
Now hear me out before you get to ripping me one, I am so overwhelmed by their dedication that I believe you will do 3 things in this lifetime: pay taxes, listen to lying politicians and die!
Back to the definition thingy, erase whatever is defined for politician and put in the number one spot as liar. So it would read as such: Webster’s definition of politician would go pol·i·ti·cian [pol-i-tish-uhn] noun 1. A person who is an active Liar to people.
Politicians are Remarkable Liars – Yelling the Truth is Therapeutic
Whew, that felt good and if you want to feel good to stand up and say “politicians are liars” now louder, louder and OK that’s enough sit down. If you actually tried that then what you’re experiencing is beyond any stress reliever around.
As a matter of fact pretend like you never read this so I can travel around the country getting paid as the guru of stress. I can have people screaming “liars” instead of cursing!
Man, to bad it’s too late because this would really work.
So when your boss is driving you crazy or telemarketers are on the lurk just stand up and scream to the top of your lungs “politicians are liars!” Heck, if your boss repeats what you just said you might even get a raise! No luck for the telemarketers they still going to suck.
Politicians are Remarkable Liars – Politicians don’t Try this in the Public
If by chance you’re a politician and don’t feel comfortable in public yelling at the top of your lungs unless your lying then go to the bathroom and let loose. Anyhow pass the word to family and friends.
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